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Robin, Vance, and Billy 2:17
Robib: this f*ckin kid just stole my donut 😡
THAT WAS MINE 🤬🤬
IT WAS STRAWBERRY TOO 😖😖
Billy: sorry that was me 💔💔
Vance: no it wasn’t
Billy: it wasn’t
But I’m craving a donut now 🫶🏻
Robib: get a f*ckin donut then 😡😡
also
Robib changed their name to Robin
Robin: awesome 💪💪
Billy: I preferred robib
can I call you Robby
Robin: EW NO IM NOT 60
Vance: your not?
Robin: RACIST 🫵
Billy: OMG ROBIN MY NICKABME IS BILL YOURS IS ROBBY WE CAN BE OLD MEN TG 😇😇😊😙😚😋🙂😎😍😎😍😋❤️💙🤎💕💜💛❤️💝📁📋📗📐🗒️🛍️🎀🎀🪣🧼🪞🪑🪑🪑💷💎⏱️⏳📡
actually bills is my nickname
money 💚💚
Vance: um 💀
Robin: that emoji reminds me of something
Billy: hate you n ur stupid dead dad jokes 🙄🙄
Robin: my dad
oh for f*cks sake 😡
anyways
I’m so in love
Billy: with finney, we know
Finney’s actually pretty cool !!!
Robin: who tf is finney
WAIT
IS THAT HSO BAME
Billy: yeah? I thought I told you?
Robin: NO???
HOW DO YOU KBOW HIM
Billy: we got assigned partners
btw he told me he’s sorry for bumping into you
Robin: he’s so sweet 😖😖
I’m planning our marriage
Vance: bro is probably giggling and kicking his feet
Billy: bros already got names for their children
Robin: STFU THIS IS BULLYING
Billy: and pushing me down the stairs at MY HOUSE wasn’t?
Vance: ROBIN WHAT
Billy: still have the scar 🙄
Robin: IT WAS AN ACCODENT
Billy: no it wasnt
Robin: yeah it wasn’t
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Finney, Bruce, and Griffin 2:16
Griffin: I just stole someone’s donut 🎀
Finney: OMG WHAT FLAVOR ☺️☺️
Griffin: strawberry 😛😛
Finn: nvm you can have it
Bruce: GRIFFIN REMEMBER WHEN I PICKED UP YOUR PENCIL FOR YOU
AND WHEN I HELPED YOU IN ENGLIDH
also griffin your so nice and your such an amazing friend ily <3
also did you know sharing is caring
Griffin: omg wtv
come to the police station
Bruce: WHY
did you kill finney
Finn: yeah 💔💔
Griffin: cmon Bruce ur smarter then this
I’m just near the police station 🙄
Bruce: well I don’t wanna eat a donut in front of a police station
what if they find out you stole it
then we both go to jail 🙁🙁
Griffin: because I stole a donut??
Finn: LMFAO
“short ass bitch goes to prison because he was really f*cking hungry and stole someone’s donut”
Bruce: HELP MEEEE 😭
Griffin: sleep with one eye open 🤗
Finn: why did I check to make sure my doors were locked
Griffin: why wouldn’t you
oh hey there’s Bruce!!
Bruce: do u want some of the donut Finn??
Finn: brother EUGHHH 🤢🤢🤮🤮
I hate strawberry’s 😾😾
Bruce: damn ok maybe you should sleep with one eye open
Finn: HELLO NAW THEY GANGING UP ON ME 😮😮
Bruce sent their location
Bruce: come to the police station !!!!! I don’t want our trio to turn into a duo 😔
Griffin: I do
Finn: what
coming my pookie bae 🤗🤗
Bruce: GRIFFIN okay see u soon my bae 🩵
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Robin, Vance, and Billy 12:21
Billy: help me im popilar in school because I hang out with yoy guys 💔💔
Vance: they so confused why hes hanging iut with us 😭😭
Billy: STOP these popular kids are walking up to me
wish me luck
Robin: oh poor thing
he may not make it back 😔
Vance: nahh we gotta wait for him to come back
I say if he doesn’t respond in five minutes he’s dead and we need to search for him
Robin: good idea 👍
Robin, Vance, and Billy 12:24
Billy: GUAYS HELP ME THESY INCOCYED ME TOG CTHEOR LUNCHC THANEL AND GBEEY EANG ME TO YANG IUT EITH GHEM ANF GO TO THEIR OARTY
Robin: Great
I really understood that well
Vance: cmon now use ur big boy words
Billy: SHUSH MY FINGERS ARE FAT AND IM TRWMBEKIBG
Billy: OK
IM OKAY
SO
ONE TALL DUDE CAME UPT TO ME WND WAS LIKE
“hey man u friends with Vance hopper”
AND I SAIS YEAH AND THEN THEY ALL STARTED CIRCLING ME
I THIINK THEIR A CULT
TEYIBG TO CONVERT ME KR SMTH 😭
THEY WERE ASKING ME TO HANG OUT WITH THEM INSTEAD
AND THEY INVITED ME TO THWIR GROUP
YOU KBOW WHAT I FUVKING FID?
Robin: HELP WAHT??
Billy: I f*ckKING RAN
I JIST TOOK OFF
THEY f*ckINT CHASED ME DOWN TOO
IM HIDIDBG
IDK WHERE RHIUGH
Vance: how tf do u not know
Robin: my god bruh send location
Billy has blocked this group, you can no longer interact with him anymore
Vance: I don’t think he wanted to send his location
Robin: IM sh*tTING BRICKS VANCE 😭
Robin took a screenshot
Vance: EW why’d u do that 🙁☹️
Robin: BECUASE ITS FUNNY
Billy has unblocked the group
Billy: IM SORRY I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON 😔
JELP VSNCE???
Robin: OK NOW SEND UR LOCATION
Vance: bros gonna accidentally send an image of him in a dress next
Billy: STOP IT 😟😟😔
Billy has sent their location
Robin: we’ll be there soon 😭
Vance: fym ‘we’
Robin: I mean WE
you can’t just abandon him !?!?!?
Vance: I’ll f*cking abandon him if I want
also I’m like across the school from him!?!
Robin: AND?? YOU HAVE LEGS USE THEM
Vance: OMFG JAUT GO GET HIM I DKNR WANNA
Billy: mom and dad never stop fighting 🥺
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Finney, Bruce, and Griffin 11:13
Bruce: …finn…
my sweetheart
my love
my pookie
my munchkin
my dearest
Finn: WHAT THE f*ck DO YOU WANT MY TEACHER IS GONNA GET MAD AT ME
Bruce: …oh.. 🙁
uhmmmmm you had math last period right 😁
Finn: omfg what do you need help with
Bruce: uhhhhh what’s the answer to 16 😔
Finn: DJDDJSKSKSKKDKV I gotta get my paper out of my backpack one second 😒😒
Bruce: thank you my honey boo boo 🙂🙂
Griffin: while your at it Finn…
Finn: 😐😐
Griffin: what’s 23 🥺🥺
Bruce: how tf are you on 23 😡
Griffin: because I’m BETTER 💯💯
Finn: 72 for bruce, and 9 for Griffin 😵💫
OMG WAIT STOP
Bruce: WHAT???
also thank you my pookie bear 🩵🩵
Griffin: f*ckin Elsa ass bitch with that teal heart 🥱🥱
Bruce: SHUT
Finn: omfg when I was pulling out the math worksheet the science teacher said to grab textbooks so I looked dumb as sh*t grabbing a math thing
THEIR CLALING ME DUMB
THE TEACHER LITERALLY CALLED ME OUT AHE WAS LIKE
“finn are you ok? becoz that’s math sweetheart”
THEY ALL ALIGHED AT ME 😔
Bruce: HELPPP ME I WOULD LAUGH TOO
Griffin: l + ratio + dumb as sh*t + not my problem + idc + kys
Finn: I AHVE U THE ANEWER ???
WHY U MAKING FUN OF ME 😭😭😖
Griffin: skill issue
Bruce: LMFAO GRIFFIN
